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Hi.<br>
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(Welcome to<br>
My Monkey House.)<br>
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Go <a href="http://www.footools.com/">here</a> for things 3D.<br>
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I was born <a href="http://www.houstontx.gov/">here</a>, and grew up <a href="http://www.city.belleville.on.ca/">here</a>.<br>
I attended school <a href="http://www.calarts.edu/">here</a> for a year.<br>
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I work <a href="http://www.blizzard.com/">here</a>, where I tend to write software and stuff.<br>
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<a href="./contact.html">This</a> is my e-mail address. There are many like it, but <a href="./contact.html">this</a> one is mine.<br>
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